Thursday, March 06, 2008

Hey Hey Hey Leeza Gibbons -

Pat here. Long time no screw. Am thinking we should get it on like monkeys. Or in your case, like gibbons. Whichever floats your boat, sexy.

Let me know. I'm in rehab now, but when I get out you can find me in the alley behind Ivy scoring some blow from Tito the dishwasher.

- P-to-the-O-to-the-B

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This message was sent from Pat O'Brien's Wireless BlackBerry Handheld.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get your laptop back!

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

trade hugs for laptop. asap.

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blows

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could Flo's helper monkey steal it back?

7:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard POB is out of rehab ...

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/11/pat-obrien-out-of-rehab-into-junk-food/

Out on Tuesday. Looks like the blog is dead again.

11:37 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Damn! That was too fast.

Well, until next time I suppose. :(

11:45 AM  
Blogger Roxy said...

NOOOOO! It's not time yet!

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone send Pat some blow??

5:29 AM  
Blogger anonymom said...

Or some otter tranqs.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Melina said...

This is my favorite blog ever...I miss updates...but I guess POB got out again, huh?

6:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe Adam had to go do a stint on Dancing With the Stars...

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With Heather Locklear hitting the facility, seems like Pat would want to swing by and say hi.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Classic Pat

http://www.popeater.com/television/article/pat-obrien-staff-email/176991?icid=100214839x1209850472x1200575139

Come on back to rehab!

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=30758

I clapped my hands like a toddler.

Now I'm crossing my fingers...

5:04 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

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You can visit them at 1445 Donlon St #15 Ventura, CA 93003 or call them at (805) 850-2686

11:15 AM  

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