Thursday, February 28, 2008

Victory

We won our first Rehab League volleyball game. Beat Tom Sizemore's team rather easily. "Tony" was the star, as he spiked the ball all over the court. Sizemore's team didn't know how to defend against him. Makes me wonder if I should start wearing a panda suit during the games as well.

At any rate, the victory was sweet. It's always satisfying beating Tom Sizemore. That guy is terrifying. I actually was surprised to see him. Didn't know he had checked back into rehab. Turns out he hasn't.

"I've been clean for months, you stupid piece of bitch cake," he told me from the other side of the net. "They still let me play on the team, though. Why? I'll tell you why, fuckwad: because I rock this shit out -- I ROCK THIS SHIT OUT!"

And then he buried his face in his hands and wet himself.

5 Comments:

Blogger hughman said...

god i bet Tom Sizemore smells too.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous GlitterPoodle said...

Adam - where are you? are you ok? does Pat have you hostage?

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened?

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

perhaps Flo's monkey assistant contaminated everyone with hepatitis?

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