Monday, February 11, 2008


It seems Pat O'Brien is still under the impression that he's on Celebrity Rehab. At breakfast this morning Pat O'Brien asked me if I had had sex with Mary Carey yet.

"As soon as I see her I'm going to lock that up," he said.

I had no idea what he was talking about.

"Porn chicks dig me," he muttered, chewing on his English muffin. "They can't get enough of 'The Insider.'"

I tried my best to ignore him.

"Not the show. Me. That's one of my nicknames. 'The Insider'. It's awesome."

I just went on eating my omelette.

"I came up with the name myself," he said.

And then he buried his face in has hands and cried.


Blogger John said...

... and the blog is officially back with a vengeance!!!

11:00 AM  
Blogger The Black Snob said...

I'm so happy that this is back. Really, really happy.

2:28 PM  
Blogger Rodney Peterson said...

God, I love this blog. Welcome back! Feel free to write me a real e-mail and would love it if some of your readers check out the film I'm moving forward actually based on real events partially set in a real psychiatric hospital (same one where the real Celebrity Rehab is filmed) and is both highly dramatic and comedic. Find it here:


10:10 PM  

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