Monday, February 11, 2008

Breakfast

It seems Pat O'Brien is still under the impression that he's on Celebrity Rehab. At breakfast this morning Pat O'Brien asked me if I had had sex with Mary Carey yet.

"As soon as I see her I'm going to lock that up," he said.

I had no idea what he was talking about.

"Porn chicks dig me," he muttered, chewing on his English muffin. "They can't get enough of 'The Insider.'"

I tried my best to ignore him.

"Not the show. Me. That's one of my nicknames. 'The Insider'. It's awesome."

I just went on eating my omelette.

"I came up with the name myself," he said.

And then he buried his face in has hands and cried.

3 Comments:

Blogger John said...

... and the blog is officially back with a vengeance!!!

11:00 AM  
Blogger The Black Snob said...

I'm so happy that this is back. Really, really happy.

2:28 PM  
Blogger Rodney Peterson said...

God, I love this blog. Welcome back! Feel free to write me a real e-mail and would love it if some of your readers check out the film I'm moving forward actually based on real events partially set in a real psychiatric hospital (same one where the real Celebrity Rehab is filmed) and is both highly dramatic and comedic. Find it here:

www.cuttingconfessionsfilm.blogspot.com

Thanks!

10:10 PM  

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