Thursday, April 07, 2005

Played checkers with Whitney Houston last night. She didn't present much of a challenge. Her enthusiasm for the game was high, but she kept on confusing the rules with those of Hungry Hungry Hippo.

"Where's that hungry hippo at?" she asked. "Bet he's real hungry by now!"

I won eleven games in a row. It wasn't particularly satisfying, but coming off my loss to Pat O'Brien I took it.

"Checkers isn't nearly as good as Night Court," Whitney Houston complained.

"Well, they're two completely different things," I replied. Her Night Court references were becoming almost as annoying as "Tony's" stories about his childhood dog. "One's a game, the other is a television show," I said. "Not sure how you can compare them."

She glared at me like she wanted to kickbox. "You are NOT better than Night Court," she said.

Then she stormed off.

The sweat stain she left on my chair is still there. From a certain angle it appears to be in the shape of an otter.

7 Comments:

Blogger Dad22 said...

That Hungry Hungry Hippo reference made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard. Pure Genius!

6:31 AM  
Blogger scrmom said...

Hungry Hungry Hippos, Night Court and an otter...Use those together in a sentence. Dude, You are awesome!!!

7:29 AM  
Blogger tedmom said...

I'm hoping you've got a life sentence without possibility of parole in that rehab joint.

8:23 AM  
Blogger drgwest34 said...

do we need to keep funneling you drugs & booze so you stay hooked, in love with your counselor, and wonderfully cutting to all of your celebrity-ranked fellow addicts?

11:07 AM  
Blogger CapeCat said...

Adam,
Let us know when Pat starts making his ammends. We are really going to want to hear about that.

love capecat.

ps I bet they go something like this; I'm sorry,I'm sorry,I'm sorry,I'm sorry,I'm sorry, I'm so f-ing hot, I mean, sorry. God am I sorry.I 'm sorry,I'm sorry. Where am I again?

12:40 PM  
Blogger Emily the Cat said...

otter!

9:58 PM  
Blogger innommable said...

OH MY GOD! I CRIED!!! CRIED!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST BLOG I"VE EVER READ!!!

4:33 AM  

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