Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Our rehab clinic volleyball team is now 2-0. We beat Billy Joel's team yesterday. Wasn't even close. Whitney Houston's sweaty serves were more than they could handle.

Billy Joel's reckless playing style cost them a lot of points, too. I lost count of the number of times he crashed into the net. He was a good sport, though. At the end of the game he favored us with a rendition of "Leave a Tender Moment Alone." It was awesome.

But then Pat O'Brien broke out his mandolin and challenged Joel to a musical duel.

"What? Is the 'Piano Man' chicken?" he taunted.

Fortunately, Billy Joel took the high road and ignored him. After a couple of minutes he just walked away and straight into a wall.

"What a pussy," I heard Pat O'Brien mutter before launching into a shirtless version of "Sky Pilot" to an audience of none.

4 Comments:

Blogger GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

This is great stuff! I'm glad I found this blog randomly.

7:32 AM  
Blogger Joe said...

I've never wanted to be in rehab so F-ing badly.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Parker said...

Seriously, Billy Joe sober could kick Pat O'Brien's ass.

4:50 PM  
Blogger AlexaRankings said...

this is the best blog. if I was the boss of NBC, I would hire you as lead comedy writer

10:08 PM  

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