Wednesday, March 23, 2005

We watched American Idol for our allotted TV time last night. I thought most of the performances were uninspired. Pat O'Brien is a big Vonzell fan. He got all revved up when she sang.

"Black chicks dig me," he explained. Then he winked at "Debbie."

"Debbie" isn't black. She just has this condition that's darkened her skin. It's an after effect of her withdrawal. The doctor's are puzzled by it.

"Yeah, me and Patti LaBelle had a thing for a while," Pat O'Brien announced.

We all made like we didn't hear him.

Woke up this morning to find they had screwed up the phone numbers for certain Idol contestants. This means I accidentally voted for Scott Savol seventeen times. Damn.

I could really use some Demerol right now.

7 Comments:

Blogger tony said...

mmmm demorol

11:41 AM  
Blogger MIK3Y said...

LMAOOOOooo....nice!....funny shit man...holly holly wood...another one bites da dust..thx for sharing!..Check me out to DL the latest voicemail messages..Hope ya dont mind that I linked you.....god bless America!
MIK3Y
http://mik3ysw0rld.seo-blog.org

1:00 PM  
Blogger winifred said...

I feel guilty reading this. But not guilty enough to stop.

1:11 PM  
Blogger MIK3Y said...

I wanna f*cking GO CRAZY with you!!!..It is kinda sad.. but than again couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...*winks* LOSER!

1:47 PM  
Blogger annika said...

Vonzell.

She is so fucking hot.

so fucking hot.

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etc.

6:32 PM  
Blogger Amanda said...

I wish I was stuck in rehab with Pat. I'm so fucking into him. I don't know what's wrong with me...I'm usually not like this...but I just want to go crazy with him. I hope he looks at me and just says "yes"...

9:01 PM  
Blogger Paul said...

dude this blog rocks, keep it up

7:59 AM  

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