Friday, March 25, 2005

This morning Pat O'Brien barged into my room and caught me dancing alone to my iPod.

"What you listening to?" he asked.

"Irene Cara," I told him.

"Cool," he said. "I've banged her."

He stood at the doorway and waited for me to say something, but I was determined not to show any kind of reaction.

"No, I didn't," Pat O'Brien said. "That was a lie."

Then he buried his face in his hands and cried.

20 Comments:

Blogger CapeCat said...

Dear Adam,
Just loving the Pat OBrien updates. You write beautifully. Dont ever stop. Please dont stop.
I just cant get enough of your stories about Pat OBrien.

Love and kisses from Massachusetts

Cape Cat

12:21 PM  
Blogger Jake said...

I like this blog hard...

1:29 PM  
Blogger Wave Maker said...

Adam,

I've never done this. This is crazy.

Cape Cat -- You're so hot (What's your name?). Let's go crazy. If you agree with this, just look at me and say "yes."

Keep it up Adam.

Cape Cat -- you're hot.

6:09 PM  
Blogger chicklette said...

Dude,
You are a SICK, MAD , GENIUS!
I LOVE this blog! I am horrified, but hooked! HILARIOUS!
Chicklette

8:59 PM  
Blogger MIK3Y said...

cape cat?..."I wanna fucking go crazy with you"...mmmmmm...and chicklette "you are so fucking hot"...lets get some coke and whiskey and have a threesome...!!...Betsy would like to watch us.....~!*hugs*

11:15 PM  
Blogger AlexaRankings said...

this blog is a goldmine. you should put up google adsense ads. your blog is going to get some heavy traffic soon.

as long as there are celebrities going to rehab, this blog has life.

5:32 AM  
Blogger quitethefool said...

Love this stuff - and all of you are just FUCKING HOT!!!! Especially you - you blog writer you. This is great. Please keep it going. (Please say hello to Pat from us.)
Maybe we should ALL get together for a group thing - why stop at just THREE??
Anyone interested?

8:23 AM  
Blogger MIK3Y said...

*stands* Hi All, My name is MIK3Y, and I'm a blogaholic...I am so addicted to blogging..."I wanna fucking go CRAZY with you ALL"...mmm come blog with me and "lets get nuts"...go crazy, do drugs, eat, fuck and hang out with Betsy and Adam(my new friend)..LOL
mik3ysw0rld

12:03 PM  
Blogger Bob Maplethorpe - Potential Getaway Driver said...

Absolutely hilarious.

1:22 PM  
Blogger quitethefool said...

But I was just thinking, as I was drinking yet another glass of wine (forgot how many I have already had) I do feel sorry for Mr. O'Brien. I really do.

2:37 PM  
Blogger Jody said...

Good Lord this stuff is funny. I'm going to suggest it as a link of the day over at Topfive.com...

3:17 PM  
Blogger Hoka-shay-honaqut said...

mucho good; but what happened saturday?

3:28 PM  
Blogger MIK3Y said...

yeah wtf? ..you get liberty on weekends??? ..out getting high and drunk picking up chicks to go get "crazy" with...what kind of rehab they running over there in that "undisclosed" location?...LOL

6:01 PM  
Blogger Jeffrey Paggi said...

hilarious. good luck dude, good suck. you are a brave man, and stronger than me.

7:50 PM  
Blogger darth said...

best.blog.ever.

10:29 PM  
Blogger MIK3Y said...

ummm good suck??? wtf??? "you are so fucking HOT"...mmmmmmmmmmmm

10:38 PM  
Blogger notchy said...

you are awesome.

1:05 AM  
Blogger MIK3Y said...

THE PAT O'BRIEN SCORECARD[flash]
LOL if my music is to loud just scroll down and click on mute or stop....lmao this is so freakin funny...Happy Easter ALL and Have fun..."you are ALL so FUCKING HOT"!!!!

11:18 AM  
Blogger jcal said...

I thought I was the only one who had banged Irene Cara, she's so fucking hot.

Nice piece of work you have here

3:02 PM  
Blogger Steve Westphal said...

I like your blog. You should go visit drug rehab news and contribute some news or info about how long does alcohol stay in your system
.

10:27 PM  

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