A new resident arrived today. He showed up during group time when "Tony" was talking about the poodle he had when he was a boy. Again.
Sheryl Anne started to introduce the new guy, but before she could, he did it himself.
"Hey, folks! I'm Pat O'Brien."
"Hi, Pat O'Brien," a few of us answered back.
"We encourage residents to avoid using last names," Sheryl Anne told him.
"Hey, folks!" Pat O'Brien said. "Coming up next: Find out what famous entertainment show host has checked himself out of the limelight and into rehab."
We all sat there quietly for a moment while Pat O'Brien smiled at us.
"Well, I wonder who it could be?" "Debbie" asked.
"I think it's him," "Tony" said, pointing to Pat O'Brien.
"Oh," Debbie answered.
We were quiet again.
"Hey, folks!" Pat O'Brien said. "Coming up after the break: See which Hollywood 'Insider' now find himself inside a drug rehabilitation center."
"Yep, it's definitely him," "Tony" said. "I've seen him on television before.
"Oh, I think I have, too," "Debbie" said.
And then Pat O'Brien buried his face in his hands and cried.
Sheryl Anne started to introduce the new guy, but before she could, he did it himself.
"Hey, folks! I'm Pat O'Brien."
"Hi, Pat O'Brien," a few of us answered back.
"We encourage residents to avoid using last names," Sheryl Anne told him.
"Hey, folks!" Pat O'Brien said. "Coming up next: Find out what famous entertainment show host has checked himself out of the limelight and into rehab."
We all sat there quietly for a moment while Pat O'Brien smiled at us.
"Well, I wonder who it could be?" "Debbie" asked.
"I think it's him," "Tony" said, pointing to Pat O'Brien.
"Oh," Debbie answered.
We were quiet again.
"Hey, folks!" Pat O'Brien said. "Coming up after the break: See which Hollywood 'Insider' now find himself inside a drug rehabilitation center."
"Yep, it's definitely him," "Tony" said. "I've seen him on television before.
"Oh, I think I have, too," "Debbie" said.
And then Pat O'Brien buried his face in his hands and cried.
posted by Adam at 3/21/2005 02:33:00 PM
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And now we realize how sensitive Pat is. Wonder what his standard signature box is on his e-mails? (Speaking of which, will Paris visit him in rehab?)
dude, you shouldnt be that hard on pat. think of all he's done for this country. wait, did i say shouldnt? i meant fuckin should. and did i say this country? i meant my entertainment. bravo!
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