A new resident arrived today. He showed up during group time when "Tony" was talking about the poodle he had when he was a boy. Again.
Sheryl Anne started to introduce the new guy, but before she could, he did it himself.
"Hey, folks! I'm Pat O'Brien."
"Hi, Pat O'Brien," a few of us answered back.
"We encourage residents to avoid using last names," Sheryl Anne told him.
"Hey, folks!" Pat O'Brien said. "Coming up next: Find out what famous entertainment show host has checked himself out of the limelight and into rehab."
We all sat there quietly for a moment while Pat O'Brien smiled at us.
"Well, I wonder who it could be?" "Debbie" asked.
"I think it's him," "Tony" said, pointing to Pat O'Brien.
"Oh," Debbie answered.
We were quiet again.
"Hey, folks!" Pat O'Brien said. "Coming up after the break: See which Hollywood 'Insider' now find himself inside a drug rehabilitation center."
"Yep, it's definitely him," "Tony" said. "I've seen him on television before.
"Oh, I think I have, too," "Debbie" said.
And then Pat O'Brien buried his face in his hands and cried.
Sheryl Anne started to introduce the new guy, but before she could, he did it himself.
"Hey, folks! I'm Pat O'Brien."
"Hi, Pat O'Brien," a few of us answered back.
"We encourage residents to avoid using last names," Sheryl Anne told him.
"Hey, folks!" Pat O'Brien said. "Coming up next: Find out what famous entertainment show host has checked himself out of the limelight and into rehab."
We all sat there quietly for a moment while Pat O'Brien smiled at us.
"Well, I wonder who it could be?" "Debbie" asked.
"I think it's him," "Tony" said, pointing to Pat O'Brien.
"Oh," Debbie answered.
We were quiet again.
"Hey, folks!" Pat O'Brien said. "Coming up after the break: See which Hollywood 'Insider' now find himself inside a drug rehabilitation center."
"Yep, it's definitely him," "Tony" said. "I've seen him on television before.
"Oh, I think I have, too," "Debbie" said.
And then Pat O'Brien buried his face in his hands and cried.
posted by Adam at 3/21/2005 02:33:00 PM
13 Comments:
Whoah. That RULES! I have no idea who he is but it still RULES! I'm not sure why I said that twice but I am fascinated in an odd 'I'm stuck at work' sort of way. I feel pretty enthusiastic about it.
this is the greatest website i have ever seen. you are a goddamn genius. the world is a better place for having you in it. god bless you, man!
..and the point is, we'll read ANYTHING!
And now we realize how sensitive Pat is. Wonder what his standard signature box is on his e-mails? (Speaking of which, will Paris visit him in rehab?)
LOL...speaking of Paris..was prolly her he was calling..LMAO...heres his email not sure if it was changed...if anyone is interested in sending him a "get well" message...and heres Paris Hilton's hacked messages, voice, and phone list..Also if you haven't seen them by now..Have fun!
Pat_O'Brien@paramount.com
http://www.parishiltonmirror.com
dude, you shouldnt be that hard on pat. think of all he's done for this country. wait, did i say shouldnt? i meant fuckin should. and did i say this country? i meant my entertainment. bravo!
You are genius!! Genius!!!!
This is a funny ass page. Are you really in rehab with Pat O'Brien? If you are man that is so hot. I am laughing my ass off. Good luck in rehab and thanx for the laugh.
Very, very good stuff Adam. I'm glad to see your 'journaling' is not only helping you to take things one step at a time, but entertaining those of us on the outside.
This post has been removed by a blog administrator.
This post has not been removed by the author. Or if it has, then you won't see this.
Hey, you have a very interesting blog here. I'm definitely going to bookmark you.
I have a drug rehab chicago
site/blog. It pretty much covers ##KEYWORD## related stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time :-)
Just wanna say thank you for the information. It was really a nice post! I really appreciate it!
Post a Comment
<< Home