Late last night Pat O'Brien knocked on my door.
"I had a horrible dream," he said. "Can I come in and rap about it?"
Before I could say no, he entered the room and sat at the foot of my bed.
"Thanks," he said.
He wore a purple monogrammed robe and Planet Hollywood slippers.
"It was awful, bro," he said, trembling.
"What was the dream about?" I asked, trying to get it over with as soon as possible.
"I dreamt I was an Eskimo..." he said.
I waited for him to continue, but instead he said nothing and just sat there all jittery and freaked out.
"And then what happened?" I asked.
"What do you mean?" he replied.
"You were an Eskimo and what happened next?"
"Nothing. I was just an Eskimo."
"Oh."
"Scariest fucking dream of my life," he said.
"I had a horrible dream," he said. "Can I come in and rap about it?"
Before I could say no, he entered the room and sat at the foot of my bed.
"Thanks," he said.
He wore a purple monogrammed robe and Planet Hollywood slippers.
"It was awful, bro," he said, trembling.
"What was the dream about?" I asked, trying to get it over with as soon as possible.
"I dreamt I was an Eskimo..." he said.
I waited for him to continue, but instead he said nothing and just sat there all jittery and freaked out.
"And then what happened?" I asked.
"What do you mean?" he replied.
"You were an Eskimo and what happened next?"
"Nothing. I was just an Eskimo."
"Oh."
"Scariest fucking dream of my life," he said.
posted by Adam at 3/31/2005 09:58:00 AM
5 Comments:
dude, if you ever stop writing this, I am going to find you and strangle you.
i'm addicted to this blog. it hilariates the fuck out of me.
I love it.
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YOU are hysterical!
The funniest site on the internets :)
what a pussy...id be totally fine if i had a dream about an eskimo. if i had a dream i was pat obrien, however, i would have to build a time machine, go back to 1984 and somehow convince my mom to be pro-choice and abort me.
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